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railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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